Mer!boys are killing me!

[aneas]

Do any of you guys know what do I have to do to beat my Mer!boys into submission? They're driving me crazy. They don't want their story to end and they keep on being adorable/stubborn/stupid all the time, and I have no choice but write their shenanigans.

***Sighs***

I'm this close to kick my computer.

Can I, like, make them explode or something?

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[akavertigo]

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........*cracks knuckles*

What time is it where you are?

[aneas]

I operate in Greenwich time, London time. Right now, 20:00 hours.

Why?

***Is scared***

[akavertigo]

Remember how I used to threaten you if you didn't provide a certain amount of words in a certain time period?

[aneas]

Like I would forget.

I can offer 14K right now. Would that be enough?

[akavertigo]

Of course not. You know it doesn't count for what you already have.

Can you write 500 in 30 minutes? I think you can.

[aneas]

Can I start writing in half an our? I have to finish RL work before indulging.

Pretty please?

[akavertigo]

Of course, I'm not a tyrant.

But you're totally gonna have to incorporate a prompt.

[aneas]

Ok, here I am.

I have the guys having a horrible angsty moment that has no reason whatsoever to be in a crack fic. I'm tempted to erase the whole fucking scene. Tell me the prompt and I'll try to write something that goes with it.

[akavertigo]

500 words, electricity.

Should I time you?

[aneas]

Please.

30 minutes, 500 words of the mer!sequel, electricity.

Let's go!

[akavertigo]

It's 3:51 PM and I leave work at 4:30.

Perfect.

Ready! Set! Go!

[jerakeen]

They need to have babies. *nods*

[aneas]

They're having babies. Kris is not happy, so he's been torturing Adam for the last, I don't know, 14 000 words?

[jerakeen]

LOLOL! That sounds fun actually.

[aneas]

Adam's not so sure. He's trying, okay, he's trying, but Kris is not cooperating.

[akavertigo]

*AHEM*

[aneas]

453!

[aneas]

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

[akavertigo]

I'm thinking penalty round. ^_^

[aneas]

I had to kiss the husband hello! I'm not ready to loose my husband for fandom!

[akavertigo]

Did you have to kiss him for 50 words worth?

[aneas]

Well, my husband is really, really kissable.

[akavertigo]

Then use it as material research.

[aneas]

Do I have to send my failure to you or should I wait until the story is finished?

[akavertigo]

Your call, darlin'.

[aneas]

I think I'm going to wait until the end's in sight, at least.

If it has a beginning and an end, I can fool myself thinking the story is going somewhere. =/

[akavertigo]

If you're feeling that stuck, then try surprising yourself. Throw in something utterly random: a drum concert, neon yogurt, a broken bus, rescuing homeless sofas, etc etc.

[aneas]

As a matter of fact, your electricity made me throw in a troubled background for poor Cassidy. Did you know he's not in speaking terms with his parents?
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Neither do I until a few moments ago.

[akavertigo]

Imagine what you could find out about this wacky batch if you did five more, hmmmmmm?

[aneas]

Ok, another five tomorrow afternoon. 15:00 London time that must be around 9:00 AM or so for you.

You're either an angel or a demon, and I'm not sure what.

[akavertigo]

^_^ Worse than that, bb.

I'm a fan.

[akavertigo]

>_<

[aneas]

I don't know what that means!

[akavertigo]

My wrath shall rain from the sky like an angry rain of angry cats.